Jack Daniel's:

New York Post:

JACK Daniel's has sparked outrage among serious drinkers by unceremoniously lowering the proof of its famous Tennessee Whiskey from 86 to 80. ... Rich writes, "Jack Daniel's is, of course, a private corporation and they can do whatever the hell they want," but called the alcohol dilution "unfathomable blasphemy. They can lower the proof to zero and call it lemonade if they like. But that doesn't mean we have to drink it."

Lowering the proof of Jack Daniel's is letting the terrorists win! I am calling for massive protests. Riots in the streets. Lets take back our whiskey! Or we can just switch to Vodka.