3 Things Quiz

The Evil Tsykoduk as tagged me. I almost didn't do this, because it is far too long, but I decided to play along after all. 3 names I go by: Dave, David, and Justus (I have tried to get 'Your Eminence' to be common usage in addressing me, so far no luck) 3 physical things I like about myself: I can buy clothes of the rack and look good in them, I have great hair, and I stay thin without any effort. 3 physical things I dislike about myself: Not enough muscle tone, poor eyesight, and crooked teeth. 3 parts of my heritage: Norse Kings, Southern Slave Owners, New England Witches 3 things I am wearing right now: Pants, Shirt and underwear. 3 favorite bands / musical artists: Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, Alan Parson's Project 3 (of many) favorite songs: The Devil Song (my theme song), Comfortably Numb, Vulture Culture, 3 things I want in a relationship: Sex, Fun, some more Sex 3 physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to me: Great ass, pretty face, high sex drive 3 of my favorite hobbies: Gaming, Reading, Wasting time blogging. 3 things I want to do really badly right now: Take a month off from work, be done with this quiz, and relax in the sun. 3 things that scare me: Becoming Paralyzed, Large women in Spandex, and, strangely enough, walking under bridges 3 of my everyday essentials: caffeine, nicotine, and a Book. 3 careers you have considered or are considering: Emperor of the World, Kept Man, and Jedi Knight. 3 places you want to go on vacation: Europe, New Orleans, and Iraq. 3 kids’ names you like: Aaron, Calvin, and Liberty Ann (my sister, born in 1976 almost got this one, Mom vetoed Dad on that). 3 things you want to do before you die: Become immortal, that should take care of everything. 3 ways I am stereotypically a boy: A distinct lack of housekeeping skills, refusal to ask directions, and a dislike of going shopping. 3 ways I am stereotypically a girl: Beats me. 3 celeb crushes: Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, Jeri Ryan 3 people who are up next: Gib, Brian, and Bill.